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Hello our most adorable Cutestuff!!!
It has been a long time since we talked yes?
How have you been?
I see you're busy filming a new drama and have also become the face for "Ponds-Superwhite". But cutestuff.....why are you endorsing a skin bleacher? I don't think you need to become whiter. We love you just the way you are.
I heard you spoke to Madam Wong. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!
Do you know who she is? She is not just a matchmaker. She....she....let me give you an example:
Madam Wong was the matchmaker for my Dad. What's wrong with that you ask? They had a meeting at her office because Dad wanted to change to another matchmaker 'cos he wasn't happy with the girls Madam matched him with.
During their argument...umm...I mean discussion, my Dad slipped on something and fell down. He dislocated his shoulder and needed medical attention.
He said to Madam Wong "I need a doctor...call for a doctor...hurry, get me a doctor"
What does the Madam do? She opens her list of clients titled "Single Girls" and searches for one that is a doctor!
Are you getting the picture? She is the Matchmaker from HELL.
But enough about that. The other girls wanted to come and say hello to you too, but it has been so chaotic lately.
Do you remember Tinkerbell? She was your part-time bodyguard for a while but was studying to become a full-time Nurse. It was so sweet of you to INSIST that she pursue her dreams. She told me that you said you COULDN'T LIVE with yourself if you let her stay by your side and that you thought you seriously MIGHT DIE from a guilty conscience.
Anyway, Tinkerbell came home crying the other day because the patients at her hospital were calling her names. She said she didn't know why they were calling her the "Goddess of Near-Death Experiences".
She might have accidently pushed Mr Chen's wheelchair down the stairs-while he was still in it. And she might have accidently spilt water in Mrs Macy's room-which made her slip and hit her head. And she might have accidently pushed Mr Kim into the wrong surgery room-he didn't need to have a brain tumour removed. But these accidents could have happened to anyone couldn't they?
Don't worry. Tinkerbell will cheer up soon. She's like Miss Sunshine all year round. Nothing keeps her down for long.
Cherry Blossom is practising her Karate because she found an "Imposter" using her name on another famous band's blog. She said Cutestuff will misunderstand so she has to eliminate the imposter.
I don't know if you know this, but the only person who can beat Cherry Blossom in hand-to-hand combat is Ghost. Yes, the beautiful and gentle Cherry Blossom can kick your ass.
I tried to explain to her that she can't go around "eliminating" people with the same name as her. But her reply was:
Cherry Blossom is the name people use for me
It was given to me by my Mum you see
Anyone who uses it and makes me look bad
I must get rid of, although it does make me feel sad
So what could I do? Cherry Blossom is now "meditating" on the errors of her ways whilst tied to her bedpost.
Ghost helped me before going to her room to write some death threats to her dentist.
I am sure Ghost won't really mail them-the death threats. She really does like her dentist but after having her third dental surgical procedure in 8 weeks she is just feeling a little grumpy.
Both the sides of her mouth are swollen up really big and she can only eat porridge and drink from a straw.
No one really understands what she is saying, so she has to write it down or use sign language.
Ghost will be all better soon, as she's the strongest of all of us.
Where is Bubbles and Fortune Cookie? Mum and Auntie took them to an Anime Convention and they haven't come home yet. Fortune Cookie picked an "auspicious day" for the trip and off they went.
Bubbles made a "Pikachu" outfit for herself and a "Maka" outfit for Fortune Cookie. Pikachu is from the "Pokemon" anime and Maka is from the "Soul Eater" anime.
They invited the rest of us to come along but....Bubbles and Fortune Cookie are the youngest two and are really.....as much as I love them......they are really wacky.
Bubbles-Pickachu wil probably be trying to lightning-attack Fortune Cookie all day. Whilst Fortune Cookie-Maka will be trying to use her Death Scythe weapon on Bubbles all day.
So lastly, what has Noodles been up to? I have been practising driving with Dad in the old car.
Now that I think about it -my driving instructor must be a very wise man. Do you know why Cutestuff?
He said the exact same thing to me as Confucius said. He said "You can go as slow as you like, but you must not stop".
Anyway, I just stopped by to say hello and to send our love.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WE-LOVE-YOU-CHUN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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